Hi honey, I wanted to let you know dinner is in the garage stuck to the car. The kids are diving for allergators in the back swamp for dinner tomorrow and they’re using grandma for bait. Don’t worry she has her rubbers on so she won’t catch cold. I filled the bathtub with fresh razor blades for this evenings baths. See you when I get back from the nuclear plant. I got a raise to ground water taster. We might have to splurge and get sompthin really nice.